the beginning of time, man has yearned to attach Nicolas Cage's head
to the body of a small dog.
Finally, through advanced surgical techniques, this dream can be realised.
The dog/man conundrum can be resolved.
Cage called the twelve-hour operation, "tough, challenging, but
hugely rewarding. I felt that I grew immensely as a person and as a
dog". It should be noted, that far from growing, he is now only
three foot tall, even when standing on his furry hind legs.