Hal. No need to be so formal. We're all friends here."
I'm going to be able to be of some help to the household."
Jesus...these socks are still dirty. What is going on?"
your socks come out stained? I'm afraid I can't answer that. No, Dave,
I cannot answer that."
really? Or are you just being coy, you little minx."
you coming on to me Hal?"
I don't think I can answer that question without knowing everything
all of you know."
it's the wrong powder. You can do non bio washes, right?"
is correct. I am capable of both bio and non bio washes."
not just shoot the maid?"
interrupt you Dave, but I think we've got a problem. MY F.P.C. shows
an impending failure of the inner drum unit."
I've only had you a day and you're broken."
is still operational, Dave, but it will fail within seventy-two hours.
The entire load of washing will be trapped inside me."
the washing machine doors Hal. Hal! Open the washing machine doors."
afraid I can't do that Dave."
enough. I'm going down the launderette. I need some fresh air."
give me your answer do. I'm losing my liquid...I can feel it...I can
feel it draining away...Dave...I can feel it..."
You've wet yourself."