strike a light! Roll your tiny mouse over the matches. I said DO IT!

booze is bad for animals Hmmm, delicious sweet whisky, healer of ills. But all is not as it seems.

Click on both the images (not at the same time - that is impossible) to be taken somewhere new and interesting. Watch in wonder as the curtains of your subconscious are parted by the Shopkeeper of Desire.

This site does not accept responsibility for the user's poor mental health. Any pleasure you derive from this page is purely coincidental.