Whether you're penguin, canine, feline or human, the older you get, the more you just think: "...Oh...just leave me alone."
Penguins are not by their nature surly, but there is only so much one flightless bird can take. It's always the same pestering from documentary-makers and bearded do-gooders prodding and testing and asking you to sign on the dotted line.
Every day Mr Penguin wakes up to another load of junk mail and bills, and then checks his email and deletes a long list of spam: "INCREASE YOUR WINGSPAN!! NOW!!
"Leave people alone. Let sleeping penguins lie.